#barbie movie

[cinnamon-coffees]

“It’s literally impossible to be a woman.

You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow, we're always doing it wrong?

You have to be thin, but not too thin, and you can never say you wanna be thin. You have to say you wanna be healthy, but also, you have to BE THIN.

You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass.

You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean.

You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.

You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.

You have to be a career woman, but also, always be looking out for other people.

You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is INSANE, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining!

You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood, but ALWAYS STAND OUT and ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL. But never forget that the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that but ALSO, always be grateful!

You have to never get old. Never be rude. Never show off. Never be selfish. Never fall down. Never fail. Never show fear. Never get OUT OF LINE. It's too hard! It's too contradictory, and nobody gives you a medal or says 'thank you!' And it turns out, in fact, that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also, everything is your fault.

I'm just so tired of watching myself, and every single other woman tie herself into knots, so that people will like us.

And if all of that, is also true for a doll just representing a woman, then I don't even know." -Gloria the barbie movie

this is it. this is exactly it oh my god.

[pixiefeatherkw3]

That Barbie scene.

[t4tadrienette]

[envelopandkissme]

this fucks

[realshadowfan07]

They're so stupid

Adas nose is a bit too high up but we can ignore that

[completely-static]

go watch Barbie

[tyriq-edits]

TF Fairytale AU idea: Which ship would you assign to every fairytale-themed Barbie movie?

oh that sounds interesting! I have only watched the classic Barbie Movies so I will focus on those ones specificially. Frankly I'd love to just say Megop for each and every single one of these but I will try to keep it a little bit diverse at least.

Barbie in the Nutcracker - Grimbee.

Barbie as Rapunzel - Megop

Barbie of Swanlake - KOBD (Don't ask why)

Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper - I mean I have already made a post [here]about this, given this is and has always been my favourite Barbie movie.

Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus - I made a post about this as well before [here].

Barbie and the twelve dancing princesses - either Soundrod, Breakbee or Blurrbee.

[chappellsroans]

Barbie + text posts

[huyandere]

i love weird barbie

[filiseverus]

The Barbie movie reminded me about how when I was little my parents were upset that I kept making my Barbie dolls kiss, so they bought me a Ken doll. The next day they found me having a funeral for poor Ken in the garden, he had died of tuberculosis. All the Barbies were in attendance and I buried him under our rose bush. The Barbies were too poor to afford a headstone (it was 1875) so I didn’t mark where the grave was and I never could find him again. He’s probably still there.

[empressofsnow]

[bakeryteddy]

conflicting reviews on tumblr.com

[obiwan]

[cheesy-cryptid]

Sharing a recent commission that holds a very special place in my heart 🥹🫶

My commissions are still open!!

[r0semultiverse]

Like music to my ears